4/10 Poor
david B.
6 Apr 2025
Bait and switch
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because our Orlando/Davenport VRBO experience was a rollercoaster of "Wait, what?" mixed with a dash of "Okay, this isn't terrible."The Goods (aka the Pros): * Big House, Big Fun (for the most part): Listen, fitting 10 of us under one roof without someone ending up in the dog house (which, by the way, doesn't exist here) is a feat in itself. This place delivered on size. We weren't exactly tripping over each other, which is a major win when you've got that many opinions on what to watch on TV. * Bathroom Bonanza: Forget fighting for mirror time! Each bedroom having its own bathroom access was like winning the lottery, but instead of cash, you get sweet, sweet porcelain peace. Seriously, this was a game-changer for our morning routine. No more strategic shower scheduling! * Poolside Paradise (Daytime Edition): The pool was a welcome oasis after a long day of theme park shenanigans. Plenty of chairs meant no one had to awkwardly hover while waiting for a spot to soak up the Florida sun. We definitely parked ourselves out there like sun-loving lizards. * Kitchen Commando Ready: This kitchen was stocked like we were planning to cater a small wedding (we weren't, mostly because we couldn't find the salt). Plenty of dishes and silverware meant we weren't washing the same five forks all week. A definite plus for our sanity. * Towel Town: Hallelujah for individual towels! No more playing the "whose damp towel is this?" game. Each of us got our own
david B.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025