Private Retreat "staffed " Mountain Residence
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About Joe Brown
Your Owner/ host , Joey designed , built , redecorated and maintains the Guesthouse .. He keeps private quarters in the main House and visits often .Being a frequent traveller he is often abroad and also hosts properties in Indonesia . When "in-house he will surely tell you a story or two , put a smile on your face and mostly likely cook you something very tasty . If your a keen skier you may even like to join him for first lifts at Thredbo !
Joe Brown purchased this Guest House in 1987
Why Joe Brown chose Crackenback
Nowhere was purchased to establish a ski base and all year retreat close to , but outside of The National Park. Set high in the mountains of Thredbo Valley , Nowhere offers outstanding views and tons of wildlife. Nowhere Boutique Guesthouse is a 100acre jewel in the Australian Alpine region . 15 mins to Lake Jindabyne and 20mins to all Thredbo has to offer , Nowhere offers Guests an exclusive and private retreat residence to call home during your mountains stay.
What makes this Guest House unique
You never leave Nowhere Unhappy !
No refunds for cancellations made after payment is made
House had good setup but we were surprised how dirty it was. Bathrooms not clean. Kitchen equipment is excellent. Host responsive and helpful but it is a pricy spot.
So sorry to hear you found the house not up to standard . Unfortunately i was taken ill prior to your arrival and my usual cleaner and checks had to be outsourced.
Im pleased you enjoyed the kitchen facilities ..
This place is absolutely amazing in everyday!!! We arrived super late but it was so easy to find. Spots few kangaroo on the way which is a plus for us as we have young kids in the car. Driving at a low speed to see the Kangaroo is great. The views are absolutely breathtaking in the morning, noon and night! The fireplaces were so amazing!! Also the fully equipped kitchen with all the cool pots. I highly recommend this place to anyone, especially family with kids. Owner is very great and let us have late check out. Such a great help !!!!! We will definitely coming back
Thanks Joe for sharing this amazing house with us
Submitted 15 Jun. 2018
Fantastic Property with amazing service
We had the most amazing time during our stay at ‘Nowhere’. The house has absolutely everything you could possibly need....& then some. What made our stay even more special was the warm welcome & lovely hospitality we experienced from Sam. It was so nice coming home from a day at the ski fields to a lit fire along with freshly made pots of tea & coffee, home made cake & a yummy cheese platter. The views were beautiful & we were lucky enough to stay over a weekend when the snow was coming down thick & fast. The adults had a ball, the kids had a ball!!! Can’t wait to come back again!!!
Fantastic hosts and amazing property
We had a great time in Joey's house. The snow was great and the service was fantastic.
Magical Place to stay
We stayed here with our kids and it was simply fantastic. The property is situated at the top of a hill with a fantastic view of the surrounding areas. The house itself is well resourced to keep both the kids and adults entertained. Very glad to have found this place and I would highly recommend this place to anyone
Lovely property with top notch hosting
We had six nights in the guesthouse (two families). The house is spotless and Sam makes wonderful breakfasts. Well located for the ski tube. Excellent kitchen facilities and places to relax and for young kids to play. There are a few sets of internal stairs so bring baby gates if you have babies (Joey has one). Joey is an excellent cook if you opt for him to cook for you.
"Nowhere" Guests have the advantage of Luxury Accommodation just a "stones throw" from the resorts without the price tag of of In-Village or On- Snow stays.
Located in the magnificent Crackenback Valley we are set on a 100 acre private retreat property in the High Country above Wild Brumby Distillery where our guest love to drop in on the way home .