Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! - Kendall County

5 bedrooms3+ bathroomsSleeps 14

Popular amenities

Pool

Hot tub

Fireplace

Kitchen

Barbecue grill

Free WiFi

Explore the area

Boerne, TX

Cave without a Name20 min drive
Guadalupe River State Park36 min drive
Six Flags Fiesta Texas38 min drive
San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)47 min drive

Rooms & beds

5 bedrooms (sleeps 14)

Bedroom 1 - Master

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 King Bed and 2 Single Bunk Beds

Bedroom 3

1 Single Bed and 1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 4 - Cabana

2 Queen Beds

Bedroom 5

1 Single Bunk Bed

Convertible bed

1 Double Futon

3 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom

Bathroom 1 - Adjoining Master Bedroom

Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet

Bathroom 2 - Adjoining Second Bedroom

Toilet · Shower only

Bathroom 3 - Adjoining Third Bedroom

Toilet · Shower only

Bathroom 4 - Cabana

Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Bathroom 4 - half bath

Toilet

Spaces

Deck or patio

Porch or lanai

Kitchen

Garden

Dining Area

About this property

Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!

Enjoy the picturesque Poco Loco Ranch. This 250-acre private ranch is nestled in the Texas Hill County on the Guadalupe River. Situated just 10 minutes from Boerne, the Ranch is the perfect place to escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life!

Long meandering banks of the shaded Guadalupe River will entice you to swim, tube, splash, fish, or just enjoy the quiet solitude. For a longer jaunt, float downstream on an inner tube – the public bridge is about an hour away. Hiking, bird watching, and diverse wildlife will renew your spirits. Best of all, at the end of the day lie beneath the vast skies and watch nightly shooting stars while swimming in our large new pool and enjoying our hot tub!

The Poco Loco Ranch has a rustic main house, a guest house and a fantastic separate game room.

The Main House
• Spacious Living Room (2-Fold-Out Sofas, Large Flat Screen TV, and 2 Dining Tables)
• Fully Equipped Kitchen
• 3 Comfortable Bedrooms, (2 with King Size Beds, 1 with Two Twin Size Beds) and side bunk bed that sleeps 2
• 3 ½ Baths
• Front Patio (Covered Seating Area, BBQ Grill + Smoker)

The Guest House
• Large Bedroom (Sofa Area, 2 Queen Beds)
• Full Bathroom
• Kitchenette
• Dinette

The Game Room
• Antique Pool Table
• 22’ Championship Shuffleboard Table
• Pac Man Video Game
• Ping Pong Table
• Air Hockey
• Foosball Table
• Sitting Area with 2 Sofas

All three structures have fireplaces and a second patio is centrally located between the ranch houses. All are connected by a cement walkway.

This listing included the exclusive use of all 3 structures, our pool, 250 acres of land, and a quarter-mile frontage along the Guadalupe River (only a seldom seen caretaker lives on site.)

Onsite activities include Hayrides, BBQ cookout, bonfire, volleyball, and more.

The Poco Loco Ranch’s prime location provides easy access to multiple attractions and places of interest:
• Charming Antique Shops & Cafes of Boerne (10 mins)
• The Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
• Fiesta Texas (20 mins)
• Sea world and the famed Riverwalk of San Antonio (30 mins)
• The World War II Nimitz Museum and the Wineries and Craft Shops of Fredericksburg (35 mins away)

Great lodging for area weddings - Minutes from Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, Boerne, Bergheim, and Sisterdale.

Please note that to avoid warming our pool water, our spa heater will be turned off during the summer months.

***SPECIAL OFFER***
FREE Wildlife Hayride with 4-night rental! See Axis and Whitetail deer, armadillos, turkey, and much more. Both daytime and evening hayrides (with spotlights) will make for a wonderful time!!!***

Contact us so we can begin arranging your perfect vacation!

*** Please note that the Guadalupe River fluctuates in depth. After a heavy flood rain, you can enjoy our pool and game room. In times of little rain, we do have deeper sections beside our ranch where guests can float and relax. The river is a 10 minute walk from the main house area ***

Ask about RV capability. EV Charging available! (and ask about our Hunting packages)

Keywords: Ranch, river, tubing, game room, fishing, swimming, waterfront, pool, hot tub, hill country, Texas hill Country, Guadalupe, windmill, rustic, pinball, shuffle board, ping pong, cabana, fireplace, spa, hayride, s'mores, picnic, tube, hay ride, hike, hiking, volleyball, pacman, foosball, hammock, stage, rv, fly fishing, flyfishing, EV Charging, hunting, hunt, deer, axis hunt

Property manager

Melinda Biggs

Premier Host

Languages

English

Amenities

Pool

Hot tub

Kitchen

Washer

Dryer

Free WiFi

Pool

Hot tub

Kitchen

Washer

House Rules

Flexible check-in available (contact host in advance of arrival)

Check out before 11:00 AM

Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17

Events

No events allowed

Pets

No pets allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Damage and incidentals

You will be responsible for any damage to the rental property caused by you or your party during your stay.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited

Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip

Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property

Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher

We should mention

A car is recommended for transport to and from this property

About the area

Boerne

Located in Boerne, this holiday home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area and Sister Creek Vineyards are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Guadalupe River and Cibolo Nature Center. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.

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Boerne, TX

What's nearby

Cave without a Name - 20 min drive
Boerne City Lake Park - 25 min drive
The Rim Shopping Center - 35 min drive
Guadalupe River State Park - 36 min drive
Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 38 min drive

Getting around

San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

Black Board Bar B Q - 17 min drive
The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park - 6 min drive
Sisterdale Saloon - 18 min drive
Sister Creek Vineyards - 17 min drive
Hillbillyz - 11 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

What time is check-out at Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! located?

This family-friendly Boerne holiday home is located on the waterfront, 0.4 mi (0.6 km) from Guadalupe River, and within 9 mi (15 km) of Cave without a Name and Northside Neighborhood Park. Northside Community Park and Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area are also within 9 miles (15 km).

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9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

10/10 Excellent

Tiffany G.

16 Apr 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Spring break

We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.

Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jefferson S.

5 Aug 2023

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Family vacation

Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.

Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Marie S.

3 Aug 2023

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

July Poco Loco Ranch

This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.

Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

K Meghan M.

11 June 2023

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Delightful family stay

We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!

Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

15 Jan 2023

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Christmas at the Poco Loco

We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!

Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2022

About the host

Hosted by Melinda Biggs

Our family consists of our Mom, 5 children, and 16 grandchildren who all enjoy the Poco Loco Ranch as our private family weekend retreat. You can't find a better place to start a family tradition in the great outdoors of the Texas Hill Country! With the several houses on the property and lots of land for the kids to roam and the long Guadalupe River, ours is a wonderful retreat that we invite you to enjoy!

Why they chose this property

Close to San Antonio, this getaway Texas Hill Country Ranch offers a great escape with an Oak Tree covered lawn surrounding the house area, 2 houses and a large game room, 250 acres of prime Hill Country land, and lots of frontage on beautiful Guadalupe River. A wonderful Escape!

What makes this property unique

Lots to do! Hiking, tubing down the river, playing pool, shuffleboard, pinball, ping pong, foos ball and more in the game room, having parties (celebrating every event imaginable) and enjoying the secluded outdoors and much, much more. Area shopping and dining. Cave exploring (nearby - Cave Without a Name). Hiking, fishing, swimming on 250 acres of prime hill country land.