YOUR ST. SIMONS VACATION HOME
The Neptune House is the St. Simons vacation rental that checks all the boxes, burns the clipboard, and hands you the keys to a golf cart. Walk just one block to the beach, or take the free golf cart five minutes to Pier Village. This three-story beach house has a private elevator, a bathroom for every bedroom, and one of the best locations on the island.
Bridesmaids, take note: The King and Prince is just a 4-minute walk away—no need for Ubers or heels that hurt in the blistering sun. Grab coffee, walk to dinner, roll to the ceremony, and be home before your makeup starts to melt.
Inside, you’ll find soaring ceilings, an open living space, and a kitchen with everything from a Keurig to a French press. There’s a screened porch off the kitchen, two private patios in the back, and porches off both upstairs guest rooms. The garage is stocked with a complimentary golf cart, beach cruisers, chairs, and toys. Just sign a quick waiver at check-in—it’s yours all week.
SLEEP IN ON ST. SIMONS
• Primary Suite (2nd Floor) – King bed, smart TV, lounge seating, desk, private balcony, and en-suite bathroom with jetted tub, step-in shower, and dual vanities
• Guest Room 1 (3rd Floor) – Two queen beds, TV, private balcony, full bath with tub/shower combo
• Guest Room 2 (3rd Floor) – Queen bed, TV, private balcony, en-suite bath with tub/shower combo
ST. SIMONS OUTDOOR LIVING
• Screened patio off the kitchen with rocking chairs and lounge seating
• Large private balcony off the master bedroom overlooking the back
• Small porches off both guest bedrooms facing the front
• Outdoor shower for sandy toes and beach resets
• Garage stocked with beach chairs, bikes, and extra toys
These are walk times – you're 3 minutes to the nearest beach, 282 feet to Crab Trap, 420 feet to Crab Daddy’s, 4 minutes to Fiddler’s, and just 3 to Ocean Motion for bike rentals, beach gear, and swimsuits. Neptune Park’s public pool and putt-putt course is a 1-mile golf cart cruise away, and the Pier Village shopping and restaurant district is also only 1 mile. No matter the plan—wedding, family week, or hiding from the authorities—this location works like magic.
VACATION RENTAL CHEAT SHEET
• Sleeps 8
• Walkable, family-friendly location at 311 Neptune Drive, St. Simons Island
• Free golf cart included with rental (liability waiver required)
• 3 Bedrooms
• 3 full bathrooms + 1 half bath
• Private elevator
• Washer/dryer in-unit
• Smart TVs in every bedroom + living room
• Kitchen includes drip coffee maker, Keurig, French press, blender, toaster, and full cookware
• Dining table seats 6
• Outdoor shower
• Beach gear included
• Dogs not allowed in this home—but plenty of ours are pet-friendly
THE STARTER PACK
Just enough to land, unpack, and hit the beach.
• Shampoo
• Conditioner
• Body wash
• Dish soap + sponge
• 1 roll of paper towels
• 2 rolls of toilet paper per bathroom
• 2 trash bags
• 2 laundry pods
• 2 dishwasher pods
THE FINE PRINT
• The elevator services all levels
• Parking: 1 car in the garage, 1 in the driveway. Additional vehicles must use public parking one block away
• Renter must be 25 or older
• The golf cart is provided as a courtesy—we don’t offer refunds if it breaks down during your stay
• No parties, no events, and no mystery guests
• No pets (even the really well-behaved ones)
• No smoking, vaping, or lighting anything "fragrant" inside
• If you think you might need permission, just ask us first. We’re all cool moms here
• Accommodation Excise Tax Certificate #105550
WHY EMMONS?
We’re not the biggest on St. Simons Island—we’re just the best-reviewed. Emmons Realty is local, family-run, and allergic to shortcuts or copy-paste hospitality. Our homes are spotless, our standards are high, and we’re always a call or text away if you need anything.