Private Retreat "staffed " Mountain Residence
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About Joe Brown
Your Owner/ host , Joey designed , built , redecorated and maintains the Guesthouse .. He keeps private quarters in the main House and visits often . Being a frequent traveller he is often abroad and also hosts properties in Indonesia . When "in-house" he will surely tell you a story or two , put a smile on your face and mostly likely cook you something very tasty if you're a foodie. If your a keen skier you may even like to join him for first lifts at Thredbo !
Joe Brown purchased this Guest House in 1987
Why Joe Brown chose Crackenback
Nowhere was purchased to establish a ski base and all year retreat close to , but outside of The National Park. Set high in the mountains of Thredbo Valley , Nowhere offers outstanding views and tons of wildlife. Nowhere Boutique Guesthouse is a 100acre jewel in the Australian Alpine region . 15 mins to Lake Jindabyne and just 20-25 mins to all Thredbo has to offer , Nowhere offers Guests an exclusive and private retreat residence to call home during your mountains stay.
What makes this Guest House unique
Bring your mountain bike and ride our in-house trails (at your own risk )or just take a morning walk on our "steps to Nowhere" meditation deck ..ski , ride ,bike ,walk or just relax by the fire... You never leave Nowhere Unhappy !
Pool / Spa
Check-in: 3:00 pm
Check-out: 10:00 am
Private residential use only
Please No Smoking Inside
sorry no Animals
Not suitable for Toddlers
Sorry Non paying Guests not available to us eGuestouse or Property facilities
We reserve the right to cancel bookings that don't observe booking conditions
No refunds for cancellations made after payment is made
Loved nowhere such a great spot
We had the best stay and weather! House was awesome.
Everything was as expected and would love to stay again but hopefully the spa works and theirs no other guests staying at the property. We thought we had the place to ourselves so was a bit surprised.
Thanks again for letting us stay.
Thanks so much for staying at Nowhere ...Wed love to have you back again....Sadly we don't advertise the Spa as an inclusion for Health , Safety and Insurance purposes !
House had good setup but we were surprised how dirty it was. Bathrooms not clean. Kitchen equipment is excellent. Host responsive and helpful but it is a pricy spot.
So sorry to hear you found the house not up to standard . Unfortunately i was taken ill prior to your arrival and my usual cleaner and checks had to be outsourced.
Im pleased you enjoyed the kitchen facilities ..
This place is absolutely amazing in everyday!!! We arrived super late but it was so easy to find. Spots few kangaroo on the way which is a plus for us as we have young kids in the car. Driving at a low speed to see the Kangaroo is great. The views are absolutely breathtaking in the morning, noon and night! The fireplaces were so amazing!! Also the fully equipped kitchen with all the cool pots. I highly recommend this place to anyone, especially family with kids. Owner is very great and let us have late check out. Such a great help !!!!! We will definitely coming back
Thanks Joe for sharing this amazing house with us
Submitted 15 Jun. 2018
Fantastic Property with amazing service
We had the most amazing time during our stay at ‘Nowhere’. The house has absolutely everything you could possibly need....& then some. What made our stay even more special was the warm welcome & lovely hospitality we experienced from Sam. It was so nice coming home from a day at the ski fields to a lit fire along with freshly made pots of tea & coffee, home made cake & a yummy cheese platter. The views were beautiful & we were lucky enough to stay over a weekend when the snow was coming down thick & fast. The adults had a ball, the kids had a ball!!! Can’t wait to come back again!!!
Fantastic hosts and amazing property
We had a great time in Joey's house. The snow was great and the service was fantastic.
Magical Place to stay
We stayed here with our kids and it was simply fantastic. The property is situated at the top of a hill with a fantastic view of the surrounding areas. The house itself is well resourced to keep both the kids and adults entertained. Very glad to have found this place and I would highly recommend this place to anyone
"Nowhere" Guests have the advantage of Luxury Accommodation just a "stones throw" from the resorts without the price tag of of
"In-Village"or "On-Snow "stays.
Located in the magnificent Crackenback Valley we are set on a 100 acre private retreat property in the High Country above Wild Brumby Distillery where our guests love to drop in for a schnapps on the way home .
Skiing , Snowboarding and Mountain and Road Biking all available at your doorstep , "Nowhere" is your ideal Winter lodging as well as offering an air conditioned mountain hideaway in the warmer months ...bring your boots , bike and skis !