4/10 Poor
Robert D.
6 Sept 2021
Liked: Check-in
Disliked: Cleanliness
Golden Beach 7U
We stayed in Condo. Small family of 4 and we barely fit.
Only 3 dinner chairs at the table.
Shower was 2’x2’ NOT Exaggerating. Zero room to move in the shower.
The bed felt like we were sleeping on plywood. Extremely uncomfortable.
Condo door had fire safety latch. Slammed every time it opened.
Neighbors on the bottom were cooking a cooler full of bluegill (way over limit) and their door sounded like a shot gun going off every time they closed it - about 30 - 40 times an hour for 2.5 hours (once again NOT an exaggeration).
Had to eventually go down and ask them to close it quieter. Which they apologized for and we only heard it close one more time later in the evening.
A/C work very well. Which is a huge plus. It was 35 with a 42 humidex. Some of the park lost power but our side stayed on thank goodness.
Food at the restaurant was sub par at best. I’m pretty sure the pizza was frozen. The wings had zero flavour and hair.
The service was very good. The staff was friendly and gave good service.
The staff at the park all seemed very polite and eager to help or answer questions. Will give their customer service a 10.
The “beach” is about 30ft of waterfront. There were over 100 people crammed into their “beach” area. Smoking, drinking (which is fine in moderation and even excess as long as people with children don’t have to listen to your fowl mouth or smell your smoke) and encroaching in your personal space was the theme unfortunately. The raft was being used as a submarine. Looked extremely dangerous when the overweight kid was purposely standing on one corner and raising the other side completely out of the water. Small children were being flung and thrown off when he would jump in. Once again this was being done on purpose with zero regard for the small children also trying to enjoy the raft.
A very loud jacked up pickup truck hauling a large boat also attempted to launch. The inebriated driver drove over the launch, took out a bike, and almost took out two children before one beach goer stopped and directed him into the launch. Oh, oversized tires couldn’t clear the turn before ripping the under flap of passenger side wheel well off. He continued on anyway disregarding the damage and the loud crunching sound it made.
Pool was extremely warm and overcrowded.
Kids pool was filthy with bugs and leaves but at least it was cool.
No check in on Saturday is EXTREMELY odd for a resort.
No plan to return.
Robert D.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2021
