Entire home

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥

Photo gallery for The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥

Relax in the warm and inviting living space by the fireplace
This idyllic home sits on a ¼ of an acre of wooded yard
Stream all your favorites on the large wall mounted Smart TV
Open up the glass doors to create a seamless indoor/outdoor space
The home features fun corn-themed décor – can you find them all?
Reviews
7.8 out of 10 Good
4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8

Popular amenities

  • Pet-friendlyPet-friendlyPet-friendly
  • FireplaceFireplaceFireplace
  • KitchenKitchenKitchen
  • Barbecue grillBarbecue grillBarbecue grill
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi
  • WasherWasherWasher

Check out the area

Map
Helotes, TX
  • Popular LocationUniversity of Texas at San Antonio10 min drive
  • Popular LocationThe Shops of La Cantera14 min drive
  • Popular LocationSix Flags Fiesta Texas20 min drive
  • AirportSan Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)32 min drive

Rooms & beds

4 bedrooms (sleeps 8)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 4

1 Queen Bed

3 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Bathroom 3

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Garden
Dining Area

About this property

The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥

Located in the picturesque Hill Country is this stylish family home with fun corn themed décor that pays respect to its location in Helotes which translates to, you guessed it, CORN!

The 2000sqft home features 4 bedrooms with a popcorn-themed master, a modern kitchen, open living with a fireplace and a large yard with a firepit, BBQ, deck and games.

Stay just 10 mins from the center of town and only 4 mins to Floores Country Store giving you a great central location nestled amongst the trees.
We strive to make sure your time at the house is relaxing and enjoyable and are always available during your stay if there are any questions or for any recommendations on what to do and see in the area.
Whether you’re taking a day trip from San Antonio, passing through for a night, or visiting for a week, you don’t want to miss the town of Helotes.

The home is located in the picturesque Hill Country with the center of town only 10 minutes away with supermarkets to stock up on supplies, stores to get everything you need and countless restaurants for you to try each night.

There’s plenty of parks with trails for you to hike and explore, an amusement park and recreational activities, and even a place of music legends you won’t want to miss.

Hike or bike over 40 miles of trails through beautiful canyon land and grasslands within Government Canyon State Natural Area. You could also enjoy a picnic, geocaching, a guided hike and other monthly programs. The best part about this place is the dinosaur footprints (yes, real ones)!

Who doesn’t love a visit to the local Six Flags? At the Fiesta Texas location (16 mins drive away) there’s rides for all ages and crazy roller-coasters like Batman, the Boomerang, the Fireball, Goliath, the Iron Rattler, Pandemonium, Poltergeist, and more! Plus, there’s a waterpark with fun water rides and other water adventures, and places to eat, shop, catch entertainment, and other events. Make sure you’ve got a whole day free if you go here!

Ever wanted to soar through and above treetops? Then go ziplining at Helotes Ziplines just 6 minutes from the house! You can tour the forests and hill country of Helotes on 9 different ziplines, plus, a guide will tell you about the area’s history.

Gold enthusiasts can also bring along their clubs and play at one of the many courses that surround the home with Oak Valley (6 mins away) and Cedar Creek Golf Course (15 minutes away) both great options.

If you love your live music, you can’t go past John T Floore Country Store just 4 mins from the house - don’t be fooled by the name - this place isn’t a store, it’s actually a dance hall and café that has hosted music legends such as Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, Bob Dylan, Elvis, BB King, and more. There’s a lot of musical history here, so if you get a chance to see an artist perform here, do it! Floore’s is also well known for the tamales, homemade bread, and other Texas-style cafe food.

With so much to see and do, you’ll be planning your next trip before its time to head home!
Guests have private access to the entire home and outdoor areas well as free Wi-Fi, free parking, complimentary coffee and access to a washing machine and dryer in the laundry.
Check yourself in, make your way inside and feel instantly at home with bright, sun-filled rooms, soft comfortable furnishings and a spacious open plan design with everything you could need for a relaxing stay.

★ LIVING ★
Make your way into the living space, the heart of the home, where you can put your feet up after a day spent hiking or zipping through the trees and stream all your favorites on the Smart TV – the perfect place for a movie night in.

✔ Plush Lounge Sofa
✔ Wall Mounted Smart TV
✔ Access to Streaming Apps

★ KITCHEN & DINING ★
Cook up everything from a simple breakfast, a quick snack or a 3-course gourmet dinner within the chef friendly kitchen that comes fully equipped with everything you need.

You’ll have ample space to prep meals on the sleek stone benchtops or if you don’t feel like cooking, head into town to delight your taste buds with a cuisine to suit every taste just minutes away.

Eat together in the dining space surrounded by windows with a provincial table set for eight or up at the breakfast bar for your morning coffee with seating for two.

✔ Quality Appliances
✔ Filtered Water & Ice
✔ Keurig Coffee Maker
✔ Dishwasher
✔ Blender
✔ Cookware, Dinnerware & Utensils
✔ Spices, Oil, Salt & Pepper
✔ Dining for Eight
✔ Breakfast Bar for Two

★ BEDROOMS ★
There are four character filled bedrooms within the home with each offering comfortable beds topped in soft, quality linen along with plenty of space for you to unpack and make yourself at home.
The bright master bedroom features a fun popcorn theme with an adjoining ensuite and walk in closet. The second bedroom is filled with a queen bed with a corn dog theme, the third is the pink corn room and finally bedroom four the “Elote” room.

✔ Master Bedroom – King Bed with Ensuite & Walk-in Closet
✔ Bedroom Two – Queen Bed
✔ Bedroom Three – Queen Bed
✔ Bedroom Four – Queen bed with Ensuite Bathroom

★ BATHROOMS & LAUNDRY★
Wash up with three full bathrooms within the home making morning rush hour a breeze. Each bathroom offers walk in showers equipped with shampoo, conditioner and body wash along with vanities stocked with all the essentials and plenty of soft, fluffy towels.

Guests also have full access to the laundry with a washing machine and dryer along with complimentary washing detergent to keep you feeling fresh and clean during your stay.

✔ Soft Fluffy Towels
✔ Aussie Brand Toiletries
✔ Soap, Shampoo, Conditioner and Bodywash
✔ Hair Dryer
✔ Cleaning Products
✔ Washing Machine & Dryer

★ GAMES ROOM & BAR ★
The young and young at heart will love the fun games room with something to keep all ages entertained.

Take on your friends at air hockey, play a round of darts then chill out and watch the game on the big screen while you mix up a round of drinks at the chic Mimosa & Cocktail Bar with cocktail recipes to get you inspired.

✔ Air Hockey Table
✔ Dart Board
✔ Wall Mounted Smart TV
✔ Mimosa & Cocktail Bar

★ OUTDOORS ★
Make your way outside and into the expansive yard that offers plenty of shade in the summer with its mature trees surrounding the ¼ of an acre property.
Here you can cook up lunch on the BBQ deck, push the kids on the tree swing, sit out and read a book under a tree or light up the firepit for a fun night out under the stars.

✔ BBQ
✔ Decked Area
✔ Fire Pit
✔ Tree Swing
✔ Plenty of Shade

So if you are looking for a fun family home away from all the hustle and bustle while still only being 10 minutes from the heart of town with easy access to great shopping, restaurants and entertainment – look no further than this spacious, sun-filled home for your next trip to the beautiful Hill Country.
The best way to get around is by car with free parking included with your stay.

You can also use ride sharing apps like Uber/Lyft or call a taxi with cars available any time of the day.

Property manager

Sherry Norton

Languages

English, Spanish

Amenities

Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Pet-friendly
Free WiFi
Air conditioning

House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 21
Check out before 10:00 AM

Children

Children allowed: ages 0–17

Events

No events allowed

Pets

Pets allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Damage and incidentals

You will be responsible for any damage to the rental property caused by you or your party during your stay.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit

About the area

Helotes

This holiday home is located in Helotes. The Shops of La Cantera and The Rim Shopping Center are worth checking out if shopping is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's popular attractions can visit Six Flags Fiesta Texas and Aquatica San Antonio Waterpark. Crystal Ice Palace and Monster Mini Golf are also worth visiting.
Map
Helotes, TX

What's nearby

  • University of Texas at San Antonio - 10 min drive
  • The Shops of La Cantera - 14 min drive
  • The Rim Shopping Center - 16 min drive
  • Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 20 min drive
  • San Antonio SeaWorld - 20 min drive

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 35 min drive

Restaurants

  • Bill Miller - 6 min drive
  • Sonic Drive-In - 7 min drive
  • El Chaparral Mexican Restaurant - 4 min drive
  • Stout House - 8 min drive
  • Mary's Tacos - 5 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥?

Checkout is at 10:00 AM.

Where is The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ located?

Situated in Helotes, this holiday home is 0.8 mi (1.2 km) from Government Canyon State Natural Area and 2.7 mi (4.3 km) from Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church. Dub Farris Athletic Complex and Baptist Emergency Hospital - Hausman are also within 9 miles (15 km).

Reviews

7.8

Good

Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
Learn moreOpens in a new window
Rating 10 - Excellent. 2 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 7 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 7 reviews" "

7.8/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Check-in

8.4/10

Communication

9.8/10

Location

8.4/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

8/10 Good

Michael M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
San Antonio
A little short on the dishware. No regular coffee pods just flavored. Otherwise a very nice and comfortable stay. Host very responsive to my inquiries.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024

8/10 Good

Leann H.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wedding weekend
The property served its purpose for what we needed. It had its good points but pics are somewhat deceiving and should be updated to reflect the true condition of the home and its contents.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024

8/10 Good

Vanessa E.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Nice kick off to spring break!
My family decided to start our spring break by spending a few days down in San Antonio. The home was extremely comfortable for our group with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms! The home was clean and spacious and our puppies enjoyed playing in the backyard for hours. Would highly recommend this home!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Chris V.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful Time with Family
This home was perfect for our family and our kids loved the toys and the theme! Sherry was the consummate hostess, making sure everything was wonderful during our stay. Highly recommend the Corniest Property in Texas!
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023

2/10 Terrible

Rosie F.

Liked: Check-in, location
Disliked: Cleanliness, communication, listing accuracy
Disappointing and disgusting!
The house was filthy and smelled of wet dog.The vent cover and air filter was gross and full of pet hair. Definitely has never been cleaned. We vacuumed every room and emptied the canister three times with just filth and lots and lots of pet hair. The couches are not remotely white anymore. Even college dorms have better looking couches than these. We took the sheets from the hallway closet and washed them to place over the couches so we were able to sit and watch a game. Oh and beware they don’t have much padding left, definitely seat yourself slowly. No plopping! Every door handle and light switch was disgusting. I couldn’t bare the thought of touching so I used a whole can of Clorox wipes and scrubbed every switch and door knob. Master bedroom bathroom had a full hand print on the wall above the toilet. Must have had a drunken night and couldn’t stand to pee. Ugh!! Did I mention there was not ONE single towel in the house. Ugh!! Needless to stay it was not relaxing nor enjoyable for my family and I. Never will I stay or come near this house. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! How dare you!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023

About the host

Hosted by Sherry Norton

Host profile image
I used to work as a medical assistant but now am a stay-at-home mom of 2. I aspire to go to PA school one day, but until then, I spend my days with my 2 daughters. We love running, hiking, swimming, and anything outdoors! We also enjoy travelling and have family in the Philippines and Mexico that we love to visit. We are avid “experiencers.” We love attending music festivals, far-away tourist attractions, & any local events we find intriguing!

I started hosting on Airbnb to help pay for the upkeep and maintenance of my first house when I moved out of town, but fell in love with the home sharing concept. I once thought of lodging as “just a place to sleep" until I decided I wanted extraordinary memories, lasting adventures, and a true home away from home.

Where you decide to stay is a special gathering ground for your group -- a place to reminisce about the day's events while cracking open a cold one. The property should be an experience in itself and that is what I hope to create for my guests.

We all have experiences that we will never forget. I hope that your stay gets added to that list!

Languages:

English, Spanish
Tell us how we can improve our siteShare feedback

More Holiday Rentals ideas

People also search for