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The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥

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A spacious living room with a beige sofa, a coffee table with a plant, and large windows offering a view of the outdoors.
A living room with a beige sofa, a coffee table, a fireplace, and a TV mounted on the wall.
A dining area with a wooden table, black chairs, a potted plant, and large windows.
A modern kitchen with a large window, a dishwasher, and a coffee maker on the counter.
A modern kitchen with white cabinetry, a central island, and a sliding barn door.

Reviews

8.4 out of 10
Very good

Highlights

  • Room to spread out
    Enjoy spacious layout that give everyone more room to relax.
  • Fireplace
    A rare find - cosy up in front of a warm, inviting fireplace.

Popular amenities

  • Deck or patio
  • Swimming pool
  • Barbecue
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning
  • Pet-friendly

Explore the area

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Helotes, TX
  • Place, Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Northside ISD Tennis Center
    ‪10 min drive‬
  • Place, University of Texas at San Antonio
    ‪15 min drive‬
  • Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    ‪37 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

5 bedrooms (sleeps 10)

Bedroom 1

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

1 King Bed

Bedroom 4

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 5

2 Single Beds

3 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Bathroom 3

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen
Number of living rooms
Garden
Dining area

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About the area

Helotes

Helotes is home to this holiday home. The Shops of La Cantera and The Rim Shopping Center are worth checking out if shopping is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's popular attractions can visit Six Flags Fiesta Texas. Travelling with kids? Consider Crystal Ice Palace, or check out an event or a game at Northside ISD Tennis Center. Spend some time exploring the area's activities, including golfing.
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Helotes, TX

What's nearby

  • Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church - 6 min drive - 5.3 km
  • Northside ISD Tennis Center - 10 min drive - 7.5 km
  • University of Texas at San Antonio - 15 min drive - 10.9 km
  • Friedrich Wilderness Park - 15 min drive - 15.8 km
  • The Shops of La Cantera - 17 min drive - 15.4 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 35 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bill Miller Bar-B-Q - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪HTeaO - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Pete's Place Spirits And More - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪El Chaparral Mexican Restaurant - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Taco Palenque - ‬8 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥ have a pool?

Yes, this property has a pool.

How much does it cost to stay at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥?

As of 23 Oct 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥ on 27 Oct 2026 start from AU$686, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥ pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows cats and dogs (limit 2 total).

How much is parking at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥?

On-site parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥?

Checkout is at 10:00 AM.

Where is The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 5 BR ♥ located?

Located in Helotes, this family-friendly holiday home is 2.7 mi (4.3 km) from Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church, and within 6 mi (10 km) of Northside ISD Tennis Center and Dub Farris Athletic Complex. University of Texas at San Antonio and CityChurch San Antonio are also within 9 miles (15 km).

Reviews

8.4

Very good

Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
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Rating 10 - Excellent. 4 out of 9 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 4 out of 9 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 9 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 9 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 9 reviews

8.0/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Check-in

8.6/10

Communication

9.8/10

Location

8.4/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
The house was really spacious and had the best kitchen equipment Ive ever seen in a vrbo. It was a really easy checkout experience as well, not having to spend the last 2 hours cleaning up was really convenient.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Absolutely loved the area, the home, and the host. It was seamless schedling.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wonderful Time with Family

This home was perfect for our family and our kids loved the toys and the theme! Sherry was the consummate hostess, making sure everything was wonderful during our stay. Highly recommend the Corniest Property in Texas!
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great home but unable to stay

Great home in a good location, very clean and awesome communication with the property manager. Unfortunately, we were unable to actually stay in the home but still a good experience with the owner.
Stayed 6 nights in May 2022
Response from VrboOwner on 29 July 2022
Thanks for your kind words! We apologize for that maintenance issue that made it unable for you to stay. We've since resolved the issue and hope to host you in the future!
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Nice kick off to spring break!

My family decided to start our spring break by spending a few days down in San Antonio. The home was extremely comfortable for our group with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms! The home was clean and spacious and our puppies enjoyed playing in the backyard for hours. Would highly recommend this home!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Wedding weekend

The property served its purpose for what we needed. It had its good points but pics are somewhat deceiving and should be updated to reflect the true condition of the home and its contents.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

San Antonio

A little short on the dishware. No regular coffee pods just flavored. Otherwise a very nice and comfortable stay. Host very responsive to my inquiries.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024
Verified review

2/10 Terrible

Liked: Check-in, location
Disliked: Cleanliness, communication, listing accuracy

Disappointing and disgusting!

The house was filthy and smelled of wet dog.The vent cover and air filter was gross and full of pet hair. Definitely has never been cleaned. We vacuumed every room and emptied the canister three times with just filth and lots and lots of pet hair. The couches are not remotely white anymore. Even college dorms have better looking couches than these. We took the sheets from the hallway closet and washed them to place over the couches so we were able to sit and watch a game. Oh and beware they don’t have much padding left, definitely seat yourself slowly. No plopping! Every door handle and light switch was disgusting. I couldn’t bare the thought of touching so I used a whole can of Clorox wipes and scrubbed every switch and door knob. Master bedroom bathroom had a full hand print on the wall above the toilet. Must have had a drunken night and couldn’t stand to pee. Ugh!! Did I mention there was not ONE single towel in the house. Ugh!! Needless to stay it was not relaxing nor enjoyable for my family and I. Never will I stay or come near this house. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! How dare you!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023
Response from VrboOwner on 10 Dec 2023
Hi Rosie, We regret to hear that your stay was not ideal. We wish you would have communicated these issues with us during your stay for us to fix any issues but we did not receive any communication from you. We’ve hosted over 50 guests over all platforms and have not had a complaint like this. To clarify, there are plentiful towels on the property and we would have gladly explained where they were if asked. The house was professionally cleaned prior to your stay and the air filter was changed a week prior to your stay but we would have gladly sent over a cleaning crew again to correct anything that was not to your standards if this was communicated to us. The couches are not white however, they are beige colored. We hope to host you again in the future to show you our 5 star level of service that the vast majority of our guests rate us.
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect for our family

We had four adults so the 4 bedrooms were perfect. Location was great and communication with the owner was great.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022
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