Hi Babes! Cher here. I know youβve been searching for the perfect spot and Iβm, like, totally bugginβ that youβre coming to stay with us. Isnβt this place classic? Itβs way better than any party in the valley. AS IF! You should totally roll with your homies (up to 12) and come through for your best vacay yet. Itβs got everything you need for some mega quality time and an amazing trip with your favorite humans ever. Isnβt that what lifeβs all about?
While youβre crashing with us, you can do all my favorite things like watch morning cartoons on the couch, explore the town in your jeep, watch romantic movies with your totally hot date, be sure to have something baking, go shopping, give someone a makeover, and of course, party! Thereβs something killer in store for everyone. It's like I always say, the more the merrier! Even if youβre a virgin who canβt drive. Sorry, that was way harsh. Iβm just, like, majorly, totally butt crazy in love with this spot. Its location has me more starstruck than if I saw Billie Holiday so read below for more deets. And just so you know, searching for a better spot is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Join the ranks of our amazing guests and we can totally be friends because we both know what itβs like for people to be jealous of us!
Finally, may I remind you that it does not say RSVP on the statue of liberty! But it does say βbook hereβ below so donβt be totally clueless and come party like itβs 1995!
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
β Property designed and operated by Stay Minty.
β Lowest rates always available direct.
β Discounts may not be available via 3rd party booking sites
Why Us?
If a boutique hotel and the home of your dreams made a lovechild, thatβd be us. Weβre Stay Minty. Welcome to the party.
β Stay Together
This property has a spacious floor plan, fully equipped kitchen, and is complete with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and plenty of room for your group of up to 12.
β Stay Fresh
This property will be professionally cleaned before your arrival and prepped to perfection with two pillows and plush towels for every head. Cancel your morning plans because youβll never want to get out of bed!
β Stay Current
Totally Clueless is unlike any stay youβve ever seen in Nashville. The professionally designed interior is trendy and was planned with you in mind.
β Stay Wild
Channel your inner 90βs Beverly Hills Princess, hang out with your favorite humans and explore all that Nashville has to offer. Youβll be right in-between the best tourist attractions, parks, and night life during your stay in East Nashville. Itβs, like, totally a trip youβll never forget.
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
Bedroom 1 β¦β¦β¦.. 2 Sets of Bunk Beds
Bedroom 2 β¦β¦β¦.. Queen Bed
Bedroom 3 β¦β¦β¦.. 2 Sets of Bunk Beds
Bedroom 4 β¦β¦β¦.. Queen Bed
IMPRESSIVE FEATURES
β Expansive living area with plenty of seating
β Full Kitchen with Coffee & Keurig
β Exclusive, Trendy & Themed DΓ©cor which provide all the photo ops
β Sleeps 12
β Prime Location
β Security Cameras
β Supply Starter Kit
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!
Totally Clueless has a location that just canβt be beat! Get your steps in and check out the coolest local bars and restaurants that East Nashville has to offer - all within a casual stroll of our digs. A great live music spot, βThe Basement Eastβ is right around the corner. If you want even more excitement, grab an Uber to Downtown Nashville. Youβre only 8 short minutes away from Broadway. If you want to check out the major tourist attractions, visit the nearby Titans Stadium, the Country Music Hall of Fame which is only a 7-minute drive or take your talents to the likes of the Grand Ole Opry in under 15. Youβll be right between Nashvilleβs best parks, tourist attractions, night life and the airport.
EVERY HOME, EVERY TIME
In a Stay Minty home, youβll always find our bathrooms stocked with everything you need to get squeaky clean including shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Our kitchens have all the essentials needed to prepare your favorite meal. Get your caffeine fix each morning with Keurig coffee pods included with every stay. Weβve even got your TV entertainment covered with hundreds of streaming options to choose from. Weβll even let you borrow our Netflix login if you need it!
Stay Minty homes are immaculate and well maintained by professionals who clean between every guest using the highest standards in the industry.
GENERAL INFORMATION
The following details are important but arenβt specific to this particular unit and apply to all reservations made at a Stay Minty property.
TRIP INSURANCE
Planning a vacation can be stressful enough when everything goes right but adding a pandemic to the mix adds a whole lot of uncertainty. Trip insurance keeps you from losing your vacation rental investment if you need to cancel for a covered reason. Weβre here to help if you have any questions!
HOUSE RULES
These are all no brainers but we donβt want any confusion so weβre gonna state the obvious:
β no smoking (for real)
β no parties (gatherings not exceeding max occupancy are cool)
β no rearranging furniture (leave the decorating to us)
β no confetti or tape on walls (or anything else that would cause damage)
MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENTS
The primary renter must be at least 21 years old. Exceptions are made on a case-by-case basis for guests aged 18-21 and requires Stay Mintyβs express written permission and a paid security deposit of $500 to be collected separately.. Contact us for details prior to booking.Β
**We do not accept bookings from guests within a 50 mile radius.
SECURITY CAMERAS
Stay Minty properties are equipped with exterior Ring Cameras and are capable of recording video and audio. There are also may be internal sensors that detect temperature, humidity, and decibel level.
GUEST REGISTRATION
After you book your reservation, simply register your stay within 48 hours to gain access to our guest portal where youβll find reservation and property details, access codes and other details. To complete registration, you will be asked for personal details and will upload your driverβs license and a selfie (donβt worry β itβs super simple!). Airbnb guests with a βVERIFIEDβ profile are pre-registered and arenβt required to go through this process.
OPTIONAL FEES
The following fees are paid in addition to and after the reservation is paid for.
β $249 / per pet, pet fee (if allowed)
Please note, usage of the other bedrooms in the home will result in an additional charge of $150/night.
SUPPLY STARTER KIT
No one wants to have to worry about getting to the store after traveling all day! Thatβs why we provide a supply starter kit β to get you through the first day or two of your stay.
The kit includes a roll of paper towels, dish sponge, two dishwasher pods, five trash bags, dishwashing liquid, all-purpose cleaner, a small selection of coffee pods, hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, body wash and two rolls of toilet paper in each bathroom.
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OUR PROMISEβ
At Stay Minty, weβre a dedicated and small (yet mighty) team on a mission to bring more passion and joy into the world through shared experiences. And great news for you, we both have the same goal: for your stay to be nothing short of perfect. With that said, sometimes the unexpected happens. Our homes are houses, no different than yours. Maybe ours are a little cooler, but thatβs why youβre here. If anything comes up, we promise to spring into action faster than Taylor Swift after a break-up and do everything we can to resolve itβ¦ and then maybe write a hit album about it. I mean, we are from βMusic City, USAβ.
If you have any issues or are unhappy with your stay, be sure to call, text, or email us like a good friend so we can get your stay back to minty fresh.
We look forward to you booking our home and hosting your stay!!
xoxo,
Stay Minty!
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