5 stars. Would absolutely stay again, sins and all.Booked this place for a men’s weekend at VIR and honestly, the location alone earns its stars, close enough to the track that you’re not white-knuckling a drive after a long day of racing. But the real story here is the house itself.The Church of the Perpetual Boogie commits fully to its bit. Whoever designed this place understood the assignment: reverent enough to be funny, funny enough to be memorable. The decor is genuinely well done, not cheap novelty-shop kitsch, but curated kitsch, which is a much harder thing to pull off.MVP of the trip: the little Jesus figurine in the shower, tastefully turned to face the wall. Someone thought about that. Someone cared. A hospitality, 10/10 discretion.Runner up: the painting of Jesus punching a body of water and sending wine bottles flying. I have no notes. I have only questions, and I choose not to ask them.Group had a great time, the space had plenty of room for everyone, and we left already telling other people they need to book it. Only downside is that I’m fairly sure my Sunday school teacher would not approve, but I’m willing to take that up with someone upstairs later.10/10, will return, may need to confess first.