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The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country
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Highlights
- Outdoor poolThe outdoor pool is a refreshing retreat under the open sky - a rare gem in this area.
4 bedrooms1+ bathroomSleeps 8
Popular amenities
- Outdoor pool
- Onsite parking available
- Kitchen
- Washing machine
- Deck or patio
- Internet access
Explore the area
Hastings, England
- St Helens ParkPlace, St Helens Park2 min walk
- Alexandra ParkPlace, Alexandra Park19 min walk
- Old Roar GillPlace, Old Roar Gill12 min drive
Rooms & beds
4 bedrooms (sleeps 8)
Bedroom 1
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 2
1 Double Bed
Bedroom 3
1 Double Bed
Bedroom 4
2 Single Beds
1 bathroom, 1 half bathroom
Bathroom 1 - Ensuite to Bedroom 1 on ground floor
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Family Bathroom on the first floor
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo
Spaces
Deck or patio
Kitchen
Garden
About this property
The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country
Welcome to The Noir House — a luxurious, spacious retreat sleeping up to 8 guests. Designed with elegant interiors and refined comfort, it features open-plan living, cosy log burners, and stunning outdoor entertaining spaces. Set beside protected woodland for total tranquillity, yet just minutes from the vibrant coastal town of Hastings. Perfect for stylish escapes with family and friends all year round.
The space
Welcome to Noir House
Noir House is unlike anything else in Hastings. A boldly contemporary four-bedroom home with a design-led interior, a show-stopping barn kitchen, two sun-soaked entertaining terraces and a plunge pool — all moments from the ancient woodland of St Helens Woods and a short drive to Hastings Old Town.
This is a home that genuinely has to be seen to be believed.
Perfect For
Noir House is ideal for groups of friends, multi-generational families, or anyone who wants a genuinely special base to explore East Sussex.
The space
Welcome to Noir House
Noir House is unlike anything else in Hastings. A boldly contemporary four-bedroom home with a design-led interior, a show-stopping barn kitchen, two sun-soaked entertaining terraces and a plunge pool — all moments from the ancient woodland of St Helens Woods and a short drive to Hastings Old Town.
This is a home that genuinely has to be seen to be believed.
Perfect For
Noir House is ideal for groups of friends, multi-generational families, or anyone who wants a genuinely special base to explore East Sussex.
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House Rules
Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 21
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
No events allowed
Pets
No pets allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Check-out instructions
The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Load the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks and take out the rubbish
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Important information
You need to know
Property # 12192165
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
About the area
Hastings
Hastings is home to this holiday home. Adventure Golf Hastings and Carr Taylor Vineyard are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Camber Sands and St Helens Park. Alexandra Park and West Hill Lift are also worth visiting.
Hastings, England
What's nearby
- St Helens Park - 2 min walk - 0.2 km
- St Helen's Wood - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
- Alexandra Park - 19 min walk - 1.7 km
- Phoenix Arts Centre - 11 min drive - 3.7 km
- Old Roar Gill - 12 min drive - 1.7 km
Getting around
- Ore Station - 3 min drive
Restaurants
- Conqurers March - 14 min walk
- Prince Albert - 3 min drive
- Brewing Brothers at the Imperial - 3 min drive
- The Plough Inn - 4 min drive
- Pissarro's - 3 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Does The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country have a pool?
Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.
How much does it cost to stay at The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country?
As of 8 July 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country on 21 Sept 2026 start from AU$644, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Is The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much is parking at The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country?
Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.
What time is check-out at The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country?
Checkout is at 11:00 AM.
Where is The Noir House | Sleek & Stylish Stay in Hastings | 1066 Country located?
Situated in Hastings, this holiday home is within a 10-minute walk of St Helens Park and St Helen's Wood. Phoenix Arts Centre and Alexandra Park are also within 1 mile (2 km). Ore Station is 24 minutes by foot.
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