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Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)
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10 out of 10, Loved by Guests
Top 10% of guest reviews in this area
4 bedrooms3+ bathroomsSleeps 16153.3 sq m
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Surf City, NC
- Place, Surf City Beach4 min walk
- Place, Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi3 min drive
- Place, Surf City Pier4 min drive
- Airport, Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.)55 min drive
Rooms & beds
4 bedrooms (sleeps 16)
Entry Living Space
1 Double Futon
First Floor - Oceanside Bedroom
1 Queen Bed
First Floor - Soundside Bedroom
1 Double Bunk Bed and 1 Single Bed
Second floor - King Bedroom
1 King Bed
Third Floor - Loft
3 Double Beds and 1 Single Sofa Bed
3 bathrooms, 2 half bathrooms
First Floor - Oceanside Bedroom Bath
Bathtub or shower · Toilet
First Floor - Soundside Bedroom Bath
Bathtub or shower · Toilet
Outdoor shower
Shower only
Second Floor bath
Bathtub or shower · Toilet
Second Floor - Half Bath
Toilet
Spaces
Deck or patio
Kitchen
Balcony
Outdoor play area
Dining area
About this property
Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)
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Amenities
Pool
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Pet-friendly
Free WiFi
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House Rules
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
About the area
Surf City
Located in Surf City, this holiday home is on the waterfront. Seacoast Art Gallery and Missiles and More Museum are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Escape Spa. Travelling with kids? Consider Ohana Paddle Sports, or check out an event or a game at Topsail Skating Rink Topsail Beach. With jet skiing, kayaking and scuba diving nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water.

Surf City, NC
What's nearby
- Surf City Beach - 4 min walk - 0.4 km
- Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi - 3 min drive - 2.7 km
- Surf City Pier - 4 min drive - 3.6 km
- University of North Carolina at Wilmington - 53 min drive - 56.9 km
- Wrightsville Beach - 55 min drive - 59.5 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- Buddy's Crab House And Oyster Bar - 4 min drive
- Shaka Taco - 4 min drive
- Sear's Landing - 6 min drive
- Daddy Mac's Beach Grille - 4 min drive
- Tortuga’s Nest - 1 min walk
Frequently asked questions
Reviews
10
Exceptional
Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
Learn moreOpens in a new window9.6/10
Cleanliness
10/10
Check-in
10/10
Communication
10/10
Location
9.8/10
Listing accuracy
Reviews
Verified
22 Sept 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Dena T.
28 July 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Dena T.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Lynn A.
26 July 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication
Surf City birthday stay
Lynn A.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Barbara P.
14 Sept 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Surf City Paradise
Barbara P.
Stayed 6 nights in Sep 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
robert s.
13 June 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Pleasant Beach Trip
robert s.
Stayed 9 nights in May 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Adam S.
12 Oct 2024
Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
We love Topsail
Adam S.
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Mark B.
12 Jan 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
New Years Trip
Mark B.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Donna D.
24 Oct 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Nice beach getaway
Donna D.
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2023
Verified
8/10 Good
Chris B.
20 Mar 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Surf City
Chris B.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Phillip G.
16 Apr 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
The view was pretty
Phillip G.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Stephanie S.
28 Mar 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful stay!
Stephanie S.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
BONNIE
13 June 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
BONNIE
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Michelle A.
27 May 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great weekend getaway spot
Michelle A.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Shelley G.
19 Mar 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Perfect family weekend
Shelley G.
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Shelley C.
27 May 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great for young kids
Shelley C.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Mick F.
22 Sept 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Ladies Church Group Stay
Mick F.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Tracy B.
2 June 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful family getaway
Tracy B.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Andrew W.
7 July 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wong way to the beach
Andrew W.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Abbie N.
25 Apr 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
EXCELLENT Stay!
Abbie N.
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2022
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Karen S.
6 June 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great location
Karen S.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
terri r.
7 Dec 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great Location!
terri r.
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Robyn W.
20 July 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
A glorious week at the beach.
Robyn W.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Melissa C.
8 Apr 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Loved 99 Problems But The Beach Ain’t One Of Them
Melissa C.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025
Verified
8/10 Good
Gregory W.
12 Apr 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location
Everything was great.
Gregory W.
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2022
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Katherine L.
10 May 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful vacation spot!
Katherine L.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023
About the host
Hosted by Dan Pauley
My wife and I are from NY (Syracuse and Binghamton). She moved to Charlotte in High School, went to WCU (Cullowhee, NC) for undergrad in Nursing, and UNC Charlotte for her masters, and works as an NP in urogynecology for feminine health. I went to Duquesne (Pittsburgh, PA) where I wrestled, and received a degree in Finance (maybe 15 credits from having Sports Marketing and Broadcast Journalism degrees as well... didn't know what I wanted to do!). I have gone on to earn a CFA Charter. We live in Charlotte with 3 kids.
Why they chose this property
We absolutely LOVE the location! The park is right across the street, and you can see most of the park from inside the unit. The beach access is right across the street, and it's a rounded access vs stairs, so certain wheeled items should be able to make it over. There is a nice bar right across street for when you're sick of the children. Even the pier is only 2 miles away, so everything is a short jaunt!
What makes this property unique
We offer beach items for our renter's use for free.
We offer linen rentals. Which we can make the beds, instead of just having the linens in a bin when you check in (like the rental companies of the area). Many places do not offer towels/linens.
We offer linen rentals. Which we can make the beds, instead of just having the linens in a bin when you check in (like the rental companies of the area). Many places do not offer towels/linens.
Languages:
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