Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access
St. Somewhere – Modern Coastal Cottage Near Windmark Beach 2BR | 2.5BA | Pool Access | Screened Porches | Gated Community
Welcome to St. Somewhere, a stylish two-level, 1,200 sq. ft. cottage tucked inside the peaceful gated community of Barefoot Cottages in Port St. Joe, Fl. This bright and beautifully appointed Stylish two-level 1200 sq. foot cottage with dual Master Suites, one with a king sized bed and the guest room has two full-sized beds, spacious screened in porches and pool access in private gated community. Whether you're at the beach to kick back and relax or seek outdoor adventures in a natural paradise, St. Somewhere is the perfect place to do it.
This cottage faces west and sits just across the street from the Port Saint Joe Bay, with quick access to public beach access!
Within the community, you're a short walk to the larger of two pools with hot tub plus a dedicated grilling area with picnic tables. As the community is easily accessible to U.S. 98, there is some occasional road noise, yet Barefoot Cottages is tucked away in a natural setting with abundant palm trees to feel like a true tropical escape. You might even hear tree frogs and cicadas!
Centrally located in the heart of the Forgotten Coast, you'll have access to the white sugar sand beaches and breathtaking western-facing sunsets that make this part of Old Florida truly unique. From where to eat, find the best shells, go for a jog, hire a local fishing guide, or even book family photos, we are passionate about this area and want to help you "live like a local". As owner-managers, we are available to provide recommendations or connect you with a Gulf County concierge to build the vacation itinerary of your dreams.
St. Somewhere is a great option for small families or couples, and we're snowbird friendly (inquire for monthly rates). We invite you to book your stay with us today.
Both bedrooms are conveniently located upstairs, providing a private retreat away from the main living area. Each bedroom features brand new luxury vinyl plank flooring. A king-sized bed with memory foam mattresses and pillows in one bedroom, and two full-sized beds with cotton sheets, 100% cotton quilts, and additional blankets for our off-season guests. The bedrooms are equipped with ceiling fans, smart televisions, and luggage racks.
Connected en suite bathrooms are the finishing touch, one with a shower and the other with a shower-tub combo. Plus, there's a second screened in porch with privacy curtains, a daybed, cafe tables and extra seating to enjoy coffee or a cocktail off one of the Master bedrooms. Our spacious screened in porches boast expanded living options to relax, work or play while protected from the elements!
In our kitchen, we provide all the essential equipment necessary to prepare delectable meals. Additionally, we offer a carefully curated selection of durable and high-quality items. A coffee maker with k-cup feature is also provided.
Other things to note NO RVS, BOATS OR TRAILERS ALLOWED
What’s near: 2 min Windmark Beach 7 min St Joe Beach 7 min downtown Port St Joe 12 min Mexico Beach 17 min Cape San Blas 30 min St Joseph Peninsula State Park 30 min Apalachicola 45 min St George Island 1 hr Panama City Beach
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Pets allowed: less than 23 kg per pet (limit 2 pets total)
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Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Check-out instructions
The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Gather used towels and store extra beds
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks and take out the rubbish
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
About the area
Port St. Joe
Located in Port St. Joe, this holiday home is by the sea. Port St. Joe Marina and St Joseph Bay Golf Club are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those looking for area attractions can visit Port Theatre Art and Culture Center and Frank Pate Park. Beacon Hill Park and Mexico Beach Park are also worth visiting. With power boating and fishing nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water.
The Brick Wall Sports Bar And Grill - 5 min drive
Hungry Howies Pizza - 5 min drive
The Joe In Port Saint Joe - 5 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Does Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access have a pool?
Yes, this property has a pool.
How much does it cost to stay at Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access?
As of 27 Apr 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access on 9 Sept 2026 start from AU$171, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Is Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access pet-friendly?
Yes, this property allows pets (limit 2 total) with a maximum weight of up to 23 kg per pet.
How much is parking at Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access?
Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.
What time is check-out at Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access?
Checkout is at 10:00 AM.
Where is Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access located?
Situated by the sea, this holiday home is 0.9 mi (1.4 km) from Windmark Beach and within 6 miles (10 km) of Port Theatre Art and Culture Center and Port St. Joe Marina. George Core Park and Gulf County Welcome Center are also within 6 miles (10 km).
About the host
Hosted by John Thompson
"Welcome! I’m a Florida native turned North Carolina local and a retired Air Force veteran. My hosting style is simple: provide a top-tier experience with a bit of Southern charm.
When I’m not hosting, I’m likely caught up in sports—I’m a huge college football fan and a die-hard Green Bay Packers fan (Go Pack Go!). I love hosting because it allows me to meet people from all over. I look forward to hosting you!"
Why they chose this property
"I was born and raised in Florida, so the ocean is in my blood. After retiring from the Air Force, I searched for a place that felt like the Florida I grew up with—quiet, friendly, and untouched by high-rises. I chose Port St. Joe because it’s a 'small town with a big heart.' We love the slow pace, the way neighbors wave to each other, and the fact that you can still find a peaceful patch of white sand all to yourself. It’s the perfect place to kick back, enjoy a sunset, and appreciate the simple things."
What makes this property unique
"As a retired Air Force veteran, I believe in the 'Standard of Excellence.' You won’t find a more meticulously maintained home in Port St. Joe. We take pride in the details—from high-thread-count linens to a spotless kitchen—ensuring you have a mission-ready space for your vacation. When you book with us, you’re booking a stress-free experience where everything works exactly as it should."