Summary:
Welcome to Joshua Tree Improper, a hedonistic escape on 10 acres with endless desert views. This two-bedroom hideaway lacks in modesty and delivers on experience, with surprises waiting for you around every corner. Soak up the sun during the day by the heated saltwater pool, and at night, stargaze free of light pollution on the otherworldly outdoor deck with its own hot tub and fire pit. This home feels like your rich uncle's desert house from the 70s where "anything goes."
The Space:
Downtown JT -->8 Min Drive
Joshua Tree NP -->12 Min Drive
Pappy & Harriet’s -->20 Min Drive
"This mid-century escape is your desert oasis, complete with vibey retro decor, an incredible pool and hot tub, and amenities galore." - Featured in the publication, "The Best Airbnbs Near National Parks, From Yellowstone to Joshua Tree".
Designed with the intent to enhance creativity, Joshua Tree Improper offers a 70's retro oasis, perched on a bluff with endless desert views. Just outside of Joshua Tree surrounded by 10 acres, The Improper features one of the most spectacular vantage points to take in Joshua Tree's famous sunsets every single evening. Twirl under the disco ball, rendezvous with Ernie, the vintage VW Bug, or sleep next to Olivia Steele’s neon art in this beautifully designed home.
HIGHLIGHTS
► 2 Bedroom, King + Queen + Sofa Bed
► Bathroom w/ large bathtub + shower
► Heated saltwater pool (heated May-September)
► (Extra fee to heat pool Oct/Nov/Dec/April)
► Hot tub w/ party deck
► Numerous art installations including a 1971 VW Bug
► Large indoor entertaining space w/ audiophile-grade sound system & Sonos
► 2 Fire-pits to keep warm under the stars
► Complimentary Slippers|Snacks | Cocktails
► Outdoor dining area w/ BBQ, hammock & tetherball
► Primary bedroom w/ smart TV, patio
► Neon installation by Olivia Steele
► Guest bedroom w/ smart TV & reading nook
► Carport parking w/ 220V EV charger
► Outdoor Shower (turned off in freezing months)
► 15-minute drive to Joshua Tree National Park and JT Village
► Design-focused home featured in Vice magazine
► Fully-stocked European kitchen for baking, cooking and making cocktails
► Professionally hosted by Homestead Modern™
All Homestead Modern Homes include:
- Full-time, local support team
- Locally roasted coffee & pantry essentials
- Parachute towels & linens and Public Goods natural body products
- Concierge-like support to help you unplug, unwind, & engage with the High Desert
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Here Are a Few Kind Words From Our Recent Guests:
-” This home is exactly as described (or even better!). No surprises whatsoever. The place was super clean inside and outside. The perfect getaway when you're looking for something quiet and peaceful with stunning views from whichever direction you look.” -Samuel
-” This spot was absolutely magical! The property was so comfortable and well thought out. The amenities were plenty to keep us happy and occupied, as there is plenty to explore.” -Gregory
-” We had a fantastic stay at JT Improper; it's truly a magical place! The location was exactly what we were looking for, private, quiet, and not too far away from the park and town—beautiful sunset and night sky views. The house is well-appointed and comfortable.” -Shawndy
-BEDS & BATHS-
Joshua Tree Improper accommodates up to six guests. A premium memory-foam queen size sofa-bed is available for two additional guest in the Living Room). The Master bedroom offers a king-sized bed and the guest bedroom offers a queen-sized bed. Each bedroom is artfully decorated with vibrant walls, furnishings and artwork. Both bedrooms feature smart TVs, Sonos speakers, mini-splits and other treats. The bathroom features a beautiful soaking tub and walk-in shower.
-KITCHEN & DINING-
The Improper kitchen is tastefully designed, with everything you need to prepare the perfect meal, including a convection range and cabinets stocked with a complete set of cookware, dinnerware and drinkware. The dining table inside seats four. Or choose to dine under the stars adjacent to the BBQ grill, overlooking all of Joshua Tree.
-LIVING SPACE-
Surround yourself in the retro-mod ambiance of the thoughtfully appointed living area, outfitted with inspired artwork and designs, with pleasure in mind. There is ample seating for you and your party to enjoy our carefully curated CDs and vinyls, or the various board games at your disposal. Above the couch is the beautiful Triptych by Daniel Bilmes titled - “Aries.”
-OUTDOOR SPACE-
The outdoor spaces are intentionally integrated into the natural desert landscape. The BBQ, pool, and deck area make it an idyllic setting for days spent in the sun. The pool and hot tub use a mineral system to purify the water which reduces chlorine by 80%. The pool is surrounded by an expansive patio with lounge chairs and a king-sized outdoor bed perfect for taking in the majestic views, day or night. Just steps away from the pool you’ll find a 700 square foot stargazing deck with a hot tub and a propane fire-pit area surrounded by native plants which invite a range of daily wildlife visitors. The outdoor space is set up for your enjoyment and entertainment with tetherball and corn hole, too.
-ESSENTIALS-
Parking is available for four vehicles and an EV charger is available. JT Improper is equipped with high speed WiFi, heating and air conditioning. This home has a security camera mounted on, and directed at the exterior of the home in order to monitor the quantity of cars on property so we may ensure compliance with local ordinances. Please contact us if you have any questions about the home… We look forward to welcoming you soon!
-ACTIVITIES/ATTRACTIONS-
Visitors come to the High Desert for its unique landscape, culture, and recreational opportunities, as well as for the weather - hot and dry summers and mild winters at our high altitude. Joshua Tree and the communities surrounding the Joshua Tree National Park include Flamingo Heights, Pioneertown, Morongo Valley, Yucca Valley, and Landers. You’ll be close to all the action at JT Improper. Some of our favorite options available to you:
–Joshua Tree National Park: 800,000 acres of mystical beauty - Joshua Tree National Park is one of the world’s most incredible natural desert treasures. Sweeping, grand in scale and populated by granite monoliths and voluptuous rock and boulder formations. This quiet land, conducive to meditation and roaming, was carved by extremes in climate - wind, rain and an ever-present, relentless sun. Diverse forms of plant life are found everywhere, but none as unique or prevalent as the park’s namesake: the Joshua tree, standing majestically across the vast topography.
–Pioneertown: Step back in time to thus rustic Old West-style village. Wander through the historic buildings, visit unique shops, catch a live music performance at Pappy & Harriets, and experience the Wild West charm.
• The Integratron: New age-y healing destination with a sound bath, originally designed by ufologist George Van Tassel with the goal of reversing the aging process.
Everything at your fingertips and more, when you book with us today!
** Cleaning Protocols ***
As the only professional management company in the area, we have always maintained exceptional cleaning standards. We pay above the living wage standards; 100% of your cleaning fee is paid to the cleaners (i.e. no profit to us) and we insist on a professional level of cleaning between guests. We love the High Desert for a lot of reasons - including the open spaces, lack of crowds, and dry weather that we believe make it a safe place to visit.
Guest Access:
You will have the entire house and property to yourself. Only registered guests are allowed, unless specifically agreed upon during the booking process. Any unannounced guests will be asked to leave and the reservation may be cancelled at will. We do have a security camera fixed on the driveway of the property to monitor the number of people arriving. The second bedroom and bathroom are located in the adjacent casita steps from the main house, but offering an additional level of privacy if desired.
Also note, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO USE OF OFF HIGHWAY VEHICLES (OHV) IN THIS AREA.
Getting Around:
This is a remote location down dirt roads, so please take it slow. While a car is required to get around, a four wheel drive car is not, but note that roads will often have ruts, particularly after a rain.
On your way to the property to make sure you stop by the "Transmission" Art Installation by the world-renowned artist, Daniel Popper. He continues to leave viewers in awe with his latest work, “Transmission,” located at the Mojave Moon Ranch. Rising almost 30 feet above the vast Joshua Tree sands, this ethereal giant made of concrete, steel, and embellished with glass mosaics is truly a sight to behold.
Interaction with Guests:
Our property manager, Homestead Modern, is local and has staff available from 9am-9pm.
