Absolutely — here’s a version formatted perfectly for your VRBO public review.It keeps the tone factual, avoids emotional language that could get flagged, and emphasizes safety, cleanliness, and lack of response. This will help future guests and strengthen your case with VRBO.⸻ VRBO Review for Easy Moose Lodge (Property ID: 2641734)Title: Unsafe, Unclean, and Completely Misrepresented PropertyWe booked this property in good faith based on the listing photos and description, but what we experienced was unsafe, unsanitary, and extremely disappointing.Right away, the grill’s ignitor didn’t work, half the burners were out, and when we tried to cook, a gas leak caused a flash flame. When we turned on the oven, the entire room filled with smoke. The kitchen ceiling fan (which could have helped) was broken, the small exhaust fan barely worked, and the smoke detector NEVER went off — a serious safety concern.The toilet ran constantly, the host admitted she knew about it, and the shower’s brass diverter button shot out like a projectile when turned off. My eyes itched the whole time, and we discovered the air intake vent was coated with thick dust.Cleanliness was terrible: a missing top sheet, dirty blankets and pillows, broken glass in a closet, and a rug so filthy it left our socks nasty. There was even a toenail on it. Both fireplaces were nonfunctional, and there was no visible carbon monoxide detector.Host was told all - didn't make right. Photos won't load!