The location near the lake was the main perk; otherwise, we did not have a good experience. The pull-out couches are not really beds but inexpensive futons. The downstairs/basement was dark, cold and uncomfortable, and our kids did not feel comfortable sleeping there. The downstairs “bathroom” was a toilet behind shower curtains used as makeshift walls, and the “shower” was essentially a spigot on the wall over concrete. There was no toilet paper, and the garbage disposal did not work, causing the sink to repeatedly clog. These conditions were disappointing and not what we felt the listing represented.Our biggest issue, however, was how the situation with the host was handled. We were in town for a retirement party and had a small gathering afterward. The property rules did not prohibit gatherings. The host called that night after neighbors complained about noise. We immediately cooperated, apologized, sent our guests home and ended the gathering.At 7 a.m. the next morning, VRBO called saying the host wanted us to leave. No specific checkout time was given. We began packing and getting our children up. Around 10 a.m., the host arrived pounding on the door, greeted us with “Why are you still here?” and threatened to call police if we were not out within 30 minutes. We rushed to leave and had to find other accommodations. Regardless of the noise complaint, the way the situation was handled felt unnecessarily hostile and unprofessional.